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The Tahitian ukulele is a short-necked fretted lute with eight nylon strings in four doubled courses, native to Tahiti and played in other regions of Polynesia. This variant of the older Hawaiian ukulele is noted by a higher and thinner sound and an open back, and is often strummed much faster.

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Honduras competed at the 2019 World Athletics Championships in Doha, Qatar, from 27 September–6 October 2019.

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